Things that Worry Me

1) There are more cellphones than toilets. Sure, the first thing you think is that each person needs an individual cell phone, while not everyone needs their own toilet. But, let's think this through. How many public restrooms are there? In schools? Malls? How many young kids are there? There are so many people in developing countries that go pee in their backyards while utilizing their iPhones. Talk about priorities.

2) Miley Cyrus' new music video. For the record, I know nothing about the commercial endeavors of Miley Cyrus; never would I have stumbled across this had I not met up with a few friends. But omg WHAT THE POOP WAS THAT. Like I guess I just don't understand this new youth culture. I'm so old.

3) Every four seconds, a child dies from hunger, yet there are people like this.

4) I lack the ability to whistle. There, I said it.

5) People that don't realize they're being hypocritical. Okay so the most recent example of this was a car ride with my mom's friend. While my sister and I were holding onto our dear lives in the backseat, she decided to go on a lovely spiel about how many bad drivers are out on the road.

"Y'know girls, you better watch out for these crazy people. They shouldn't even have their licenses. These types are everywhere!"

Oh, believe me, we know.