I'm Back, Kids!

Hey, everyone!

It's been eight months since I last posted and my, how life has changed since then. But first, shout out to all my Serbian, Russian, and German spam followers who have stuck with me through these times. Love you guys. Keep spammin'.
Curious as to what's changed past few months? Wonder no longer! Here are the four biggest changes I've undergone:

1) I graduated from high school...

me in my glory days. behold the scholarliness!

2) ...and I live in Vermont!

only a two-minute walk from my room!

3) I no longer dress as food for Halloween!

(daphne's the mystery)

4) I'm in an AWESOME band!

Zale the Whale and the Rest of Had 5

Do you like what you see? Wanna hear more about my glamorous life? Stay tuned!

Pie

Update: As you can see, my last post did not work. Yes, I removed the brackets. Remind me not to pursue studies in anything technological.

Anyway, yesterday I did homework on my snow day (shocker!!)
Pretty much, the assignment was to draw a pie chart, and for extra credit, you could say what type of pie describes you and why.
Here was my issue: I don't like pie. I don't like much of anything tbh, but I really don't like pie. I ended up saying cheescake is the type of pie that describes me best. Little did I, and I bet you, know that cheesecake's family is actually one of the greatest debates in the desert world. So I assumed the risk, and went on to say that I am cheesecake, and that it is pie. Now, the whole time walking to my class, I was all, "omg he's going to think I'm an idiot 'cause I said cheesecake is a pie omg."
I was pretty shaky.
I walked into class and handed in my paper.
I sat down in my chair and waited for him to discuss the assignment.
Then he opens his mouth: "You know what, kids? I hate pie. Cake is the way to go."

Some would argue the moral of the story is something like, "b urself," but I say the moral of the story is that cake rox.

Trying New Things

I've never embedded anything before! Let's see if this works:



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