Pie

Update: As you can see, my last post did not work. Yes, I removed the brackets. Remind me not to pursue studies in anything technological.

Anyway, yesterday I did homework on my snow day (shocker!!)
Pretty much, the assignment was to draw a pie chart, and for extra credit, you could say what type of pie describes you and why.
Here was my issue: I don't like pie. I don't like much of anything tbh, but I really don't like pie. I ended up saying cheescake is the type of pie that describes me best. Little did I, and I bet you, know that cheesecake's family is actually one of the greatest debates in the desert world. So I assumed the risk, and went on to say that I am cheesecake, and that it is pie. Now, the whole time walking to my class, I was all, "omg he's going to think I'm an idiot 'cause I said cheesecake is a pie omg."
I was pretty shaky.
I walked into class and handed in my paper.
I sat down in my chair and waited for him to discuss the assignment.
Then he opens his mouth: "You know what, kids? I hate pie. Cake is the way to go."

Some would argue the moral of the story is something like, "b urself," but I say the moral of the story is that cake rox.