Thought of the Day

I'm the type of person that believes we shouldn't judge people by their outward appearances; humans are so complex, there's so much more to them than glasses and hair color. However, as a human being, I am very flawed, and I have to admit that I do indeed judge people at first glance, but not in the traditional way. I usually find myself staring at footwear. No, not because I'm short (okay maybe 'cause I'm short.)

I believe that footwear says almost everything about a person. The following are a series of shoes from my beloved modcloth.com
Exhibit A: The Risk-Taker
Now, don't get me wrong, I sure love dressing up, but seriously? What rational person wakes up one morning and decides to put these on their feet?

Props to the risk-taker for donning these wedged oxfords. I wouldn't even know how to begin putting these on, let alone walk in them..

Exhibit B: The Fearless

In case you don't know me, I'm scared of quite a few things. One of these is butterflies.

Oh my, I shudder whenever I even think of them! Honestly, if I were walking down the street and I saw you wearing these shoes, I'd probably run away screaming in terror. Don't take it personally.

Exhibit C: "I Have A Pointy Shoe and I Will Use it Against You"

Sure, they seem innocent at first glance, but I wouldn't mess with anyone wearing these. Neither will you if you enjoy your eyes where they are.

Exhibit D: The "I Act Before I Think"

Tan-lines? What do you mean "tan-lines?"

Exhibit E: No words

Does this remind anyone else of those cushiony playthings at Boomers?

Luckily, most people we encounter on a daily basis DON'T wear shoes like this. But next time you meet someone, don't be afraid to take a peak at their feet. It truly does say a lot.

PS- Sorry if I offended any of my zero readers. Do you really like these shoes? Flaunt them, girl. Unless you want to wear B. Then, I probably won't talk to you.

It's not you, it's me.