Every year during summer vacation, our news feeds go from "omg why is it not summer yet #cantwait #schoolsux #hashtag" to "ugh i never thought i'd say this, but i miss school" and "bored, hmu." They say there are no such things as boring situations, only boring people. But you don't know boring 'til you've met me. Just the other day, my mom told me I was the most boring person she knows. Yes, my own mother. Don't believe me? Here's a recap of my life:
1) Parties? What parties? I go to sleep at 9 pm on the weekends
2) Shopping? Like the mall? I'd much rather be at Staples
3) Wanna hang out? A movie? No thanks, let's go look at some real estate instead
4) Friday night? I'm probably eating a box of donuts in my room
So there you have it... The best years of my life...
#imsocool
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