I was talking to one of my dearest friends, when we came to the realization that our lives have just gone downhill since freshman year.
Just recently, I learned that my life is so meaningless to the point that I can't even pass those spam filters. That's right, the internet thinks I'm spam. I was rejected by the Internet, not once, not twice, but three times within the last 10 minutes.
Other reasons why my life sucks:
I always thought I was the favorite child. But no, in the past 5 years, my dad has sent me a total of 1 text message. I always text him, but he never answers me. I thought he was just a busy guy, but no, apparently he's not too preoccupied because he's constantly texting my sister:
My sister: hey
My dad: hey
My sister: what's up dad?
My dad: watching Netflix
My sister: I'm going to teach you how to text like cool ppl
In addition, not too long ago, I realized I used to be cool. Then I joined marching band. No, not even matching band, I joined the color guard. Since then, I've had random bruises all over my body, and I managed to hit my lip in a way that even my dentists are worrying about my safety. I can't yawn without nearly crying.
I'm also just going to put this out there, I'm terrible at the violin. They should have made me stop when I walked into my first lesson in third grade holding my violin upside-down, ready to play.
Oh, I'm also struggling to keep a decent grade in ENGLISH CLASS. What is this?! How is it that I understand THE CALCULUS more than english?
I cant walk in a straight line
My favorite pen died
My favorite pen was discontinued
I don't know what day it is
I still haven't started homework
More self-deprecation to come later, folks
It's okay, Diana! You're MY favourite person, my mouth is sore right now but I don't even do anything all day, I suck at piano, English is overrated, and MY FAVOURITE PEN IS DYING...! :( just eat some ice cream and popcorn xoxo, F
ReplyDeleteit's the worst, isn't it?
DeleteIce cream and popcorn make you fat. Try a healthy option, like a salad.
ReplyDeleteAww don't feel bad, Iddy :* First day of tennis with the new coach, I hit myself in the lip and started bleeding and I had to sit out for an hour. I went home and cried. And I've been getting lazier since last year, I don't really do all of my homework some nights...oopsies. Eat ice cream and popcorn, don't listen to Anonymous. ~Nanny
ReplyDeletei love you!!! :) i had really bad senioritis my sophomore year, it'll go away eventually, i swear!
DeleteYa know, I have been thinking all weekend of something else to write about so i re-read your blogs for inspiration (which didn't help at all) and while I was reading this, I came up with some comments I would like to make. If you can't walk in a straight line, it probably means your doctor has you on the wrong prescription, or you need to sober up. Also, the violin is not even an instrument so
ReplyDeleteI don't know what your worried about their. And also, I understand you are of some foreign decent meaning that of course English isn't going to come easily to you, everyone struggles with learning a new language, especially when you'RE in the country and feel you need to learn it right away. And maybe your dad is having phone troubles...heck, I couldn't even turn mine on until my daughter was born....anyway, as a lay here with my hot water bottles surrounding my body, I give you the best advice someone has given you. Here it is. This is what you do. You tell everyone you'RE gonna give up, but you don't. You'll fool them! And everyone will be left at the mercy of you! Have fun, girl!
you have a daughter?!?!?!?!
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ReplyDeleteOkay I wrote this on my phone so that must have been autocorrect because I know better.
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