So This Is the Story All About How My Life got Flipped Turned Upside-Down

I know this is a really hackneyed saying, but I just found out my childhood is a lie.

What prompts me to use this trite and drastic phrase, you ask?

So I was just sitting on my bedroom floor, scrolling through my newsfeed, when my sister walked into my room: "Hey, can I borrow this? Oh, by the way did you know that Zac Efron doesn't actually sing in High School Musical?"

OMG WHAT?

Of course I didn't believe her, I mean she's my little sister... You can only trust those Directioners so much... So the skeptic in me had to look it up... And, alas, 'twas true.

I might need a couple days to really take in this information. I need to pull out my mourning clothes. Okay, first I need to buy mourning clothes. Guys, I honestly don't even know what to do, or with whom to converse about this tragedy.

This is worse than that time when Josh suddenly wasn't fat anymore. No, Josh, you need to be fat. Drake and Josh is the greatest show in the world. But I digress.

Ugh life.

 PS. I've known the entire opening rap for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air since third grade. At least I still have that.